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WHAT YOU NEED
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1.GULLABLE PARENT
2.A PLAN
3.BRAINS
4.IT IS EASIER IF YOU HAVE NO YOUNGER SIBLINGS BUT NOT REQUIRED
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THE PLAN
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I ALWAYS PLAN AHEAD WHEN DECIDING TO SKIP.FIRST YOU NEED TO START ACTING SICK A COUPLE OF DAYS IN ADVANCE.THEN YOU NEED TO WAIT UP ALL NIGHT AND CONSTANTLY MAKE TRIPS TO THE BATHROOM. BEING AS NOISY AS POSSIBLE ACT AND SOUND LIKE YOU ARE VOMITING.THEN WAKE YOUR MOM (MOMS ARE ALWAYS EASIER TO TRICK) AND TELL HER YOU THREW UP.WHEN YOU ARE WOKE UP IN THE MORNING COMPLAIN OF AN UPSET STOMACH AND COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS NECESARRY.IF YOU FOLLOW THEESE TECHNIQUES YOU MAY GET A DAY OR TWO OFF!WARNING!WARNING!WARNING!NEVER GO FOR THREE DAYS BECAUSE THAT MAY MEAN A TRIP TO THE DOCTOR!
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QUESTION AND ANSWER
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Q:WHAT IF YOUR TOLD TO JUST TAKE MEDICINE?
A:TELL THEM THAT IT IS NOT HELPING OR MAKES YOU DROWSY
Q:WHAT IF YOUR PARENTS CALL THE DOCTOR?
A:DO WHAT EVER YOU CAN TO PREVENT THAT BECAUSE EVEN IM NOT THAT GOOD
Q:WHAT IF YOUR DAD INTERFERES
A:BAIL!ITS OVER YOUR GOING TRY NEXT WEEK OR GO TO THE NURSE
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